it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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