So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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