that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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