He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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