I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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