But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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