I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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