i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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