I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I still have a little drunk in my system
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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