I didn't shave. On purpose
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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