Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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