What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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