Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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