This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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