I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It's shark week go big or go home
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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