ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
His nipple licking is glorious
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