can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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