Heybabeimwearingurpanties
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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