I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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