why didn't you poke me back
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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