in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
is wine microwaveable?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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