We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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