There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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