guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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