I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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