You're so nebulous sometimes
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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