Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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