that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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