people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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