The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Randomize