i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
last night I used snow as a chaser
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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