He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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