At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
third nipple confirmed
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize