Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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