If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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