i just google imaged poop.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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