Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
tell me about the fingering
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