I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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