laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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