Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I supernannyed him into submission
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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