CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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