if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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