Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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