? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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