i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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