Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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