What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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