OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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