I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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