Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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