We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
If I die, sorry about rent.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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