We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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